Here’s the most annoying thing about Kentucky football this year: it won’t help you.

The Wildcats have turned the ball over five times all season. Three of those came on one September afternoon, when Alabama walked into Lexington and won 45-17. Kentucky hasn’t turned it over in four straight games. Kenny Minchey has thrown one interception. One. All year.

They don’t flag themselves out of games, either. Kentucky averages about four penalties a game, and it’s been even cleaner lately: 13 in its last four games combined. Tennessee has been flagged 61 times for 497 yards this season. That’s five football fields of free yardage. I did the math so you don’t have to be sick about it.

And Kentucky doesn’t just hold onto the ball. It takes yours. The Wildcats are plus-13 in turnover margin, fourth-best in the country, and defensive backs Jordan Castell and Ty Barnes have four interceptions apiece.

That’s how you go 7-1 and climb to No. 8. Win at Texas A&M. Beat LSU by a point. Win at South Carolina by a point. Win at Oklahoma, 21-13. None of it is pretty. All of it counts.

And yes, the quarterback is one of ours. Minchey grew up in Hendersonville and played at Pope John Paul II before a stop at Notre Dame. He’s not going to lose you the game.

But here’s the part the AP poll keeps skipping.

Kentucky’s one loss came to Alabama, at home, by four touchdowns. Tennessee played that same Alabama team and won, 26-10. Kentucky is No. 8. We’re No. 16. Bama is No. 9. And Kentucky is three plays from being 4-4. Somebody check on the AP voters. Make it make sense.

Our two losses? Texas and South Carolina. Both ranked. Both by a field goal. That’s not a résumé you apologize for.

Then there’s the quarterback. Josh Heupel still won’t officially name a starter, which is adorable. Everybody in the state knows it’s George MacIntyre. The guy selling peanuts in the upper deck knows it. Heupel said Monday there’s “always a ton of noise outside of your building.” Coach, the noise is just asking who your quarterback is.

MacIntyre, a Franklin kid out of Brentwood Academy, is 2-1 as a starter. He turned it over in his first two starts. He didn’t throw a pick in Columbia. That’s the direction you want, and it had better stay that way Saturday.

So if Kentucky won’t beat itself, Tennessee has to do it. And here’s the good news: this Kentucky defense bends. A lot. Brent Hubbs and Austin Price at Volquest point out that it ranks in the 70s nationally in total defense, 110th in red zone defense and near the bottom of the country on third down. Kentucky lets you move the ball. It just dares you to give it back. So here’s how you beat it.

Feed DeSean Bishop. He’s run for 138, 159 and 120 yards in the last three games. Kentucky has made a living in one-score games, and the best way to keep a careful team careful is to keep its offense on the sideline.

Then get after Minchey. Our defense has 35 sacks. Kentucky’s line has given up 16, and pass protection is still where that rebuilt line struggles. Make him throw from his back in front of 100,000 people and see if the streak holds.

Neyland in November. Dark Mode. A 6:15 Eastern kick on ESPN, both teams rested. I’ve seen this place swallow better teams than this one.

Yes, Kentucky won at Kyle Field, in Columbia and in Norman. That’s real. But it won them by staying close and making fewer mistakes. Get Tennessee up two scores in the third quarter, and a team built to protect a lead has to start chasing one. That’s not what Kentucky does.

The pick: Tennessee -6.5. I flirted with the points. Then I came to my senses. I think Neyland is going to be a little too much for them. Bishop wears them down, the pass rush gets home, and the crowd does the rest.

So here it is: the Kentucky Hat Guarantee. I’m 1-0 on these. Tennessee covers. If I’m wrong, the first video I post after the game will be me in a Kentucky hat, congratulating Big Blue Nation. I don’t own one. I’d have to find one. But I’m not worried about it.

Vols 30, Kentucky 20.

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Jeremy Durham is a sports columnist for TriStar Daily and the founder of Five and a Fade. He does not own a Kentucky hat.